December 2011
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
conbz:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
so… You exist.
That’s enough internet for me.
realitygotitwrong asked: nice :') I never knew you liked that stuff :'D xx
Anonymous asked: ever been eaten out?? or just generally licked in that area ;)
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Anonymous asked: Yeah, about a year and a half I think. I'm doing it based on what year I was in, so might have been a little more. And I reckon you'd be pissed if you knew who I was - you've always discounted my advice in real life.
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Anonymous asked: lol you're a horrible human being.
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Anonymous asked: About a year and a half ago, and the glassing was a different incident, but I was almost beaten up that time too: had I gone in and punched the guy it would have been a different story now wouldn't it? And I'm not saying you shouldn't stand up for yourself, but you are by no means big enough to go round punching people to 'stand up for yourself' - any idiot can do that, it...
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Anonymous asked: Yes Dave, on your behalf: I heard people laughing at your expense and went and told them to shut the fuck up. And just cos I dont resort to a fist fight straight away, doesn't mean I dont stand up for myself. Ask anyone I know and theyll tell you I dont take shit from anyone but I only use my fists as a last resort: anything else is ridiculous and frankly, immature. And as a side note: yes,...
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Anonymous asked: I wouldn't call me a coward if I were you. I've been to hospital with life-threatening cuts from when I glassed someone who was homophobic to me and actually stood up to people on *your* behalf and nearly got my head kicked in for it. Didn't realise you were a complete dick, so not sure I should have bothered now. You really need to pull your head out your arse Dave and grow up.
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lambeflores asked: Sorry, your about said 17 but I see you changed it now.
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lambeflores asked: You sure you're 17, you look ALOT older. I would give you 25 or something.
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Anonymous asked: Just one thing about that POAGK thing you just posted: I wouldn't go around punching people with your build, you're quite likely to get the shit beaten out of you. Yeah I know, all that 'I'm athletic and stronger than I look' crap that you always say, but that doesn't mean that you wouldn't come off badly against most of the people who are likely to be homophobes...
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
anothersliceofcheesecake:
AHAHAHA!
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Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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conbz replied to your post: who are the hottest guys you follow??
*coughcough*
oh yeah, conboy is hawt
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iamtheirishman asked: I clearly need to say rude things about you more often, I got five new followers this evening from ya blowg - i only had like fifty! Teamwork?! AAWWW YEEEEAH
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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Anonymous asked: who are the hottest guys you follow??
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